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Nokia 1203 ***I HAVE JUST CONFIRMED THAT THIS PHONE HAS A COOLSAND CT1000 CPU; GOD FORBID IF IT'S MORE THAN 20MHz!!!  Well, for a thousand indian bucks you better be satisfied with coolsand (The God Thundered!!!)   Along with the release of the Nokia 1202, Nokia released a similar handset, the 1203, which has only one difference: a new keypad. While not as good looking as the 1202, the 1203's keypad is easily the most user-friendly keymat ever designed, making it a phone to die for at least if you're budget is limited. Design and Looks The Nokia 1203 is one of the slimmest and smallest handsets ever made. It is similar to the 1202 in every respect but features a different keypad. The keypad, like the phone itself, is an evolution of design; Nokia have been making and perfecting such basic handsets over the years. The Nokia 1203 is the beneficiary of this evolution. It is fairly compact sporting small dimensions. It is thin at the waist but featur...

Oooooh, I can imagine myself working on some obscure code while standing in front of my monitor which is connected to my Desktop Rig which has Latest Ubuntu 20.10 with 4D Unity 3.0. I'm using hand (and leg, perhaps a tail too if I manage to grow one by then) gestures to modify something and unity's all sparkling and moving things around. And yeah it's got a voice too. And then there are global menus that announce some (again!) 4D notifications about my neighbor (she) out sunbathing, my dog (lewdly) observing her, and Unity telling me - "Hun, the dog won't listen!"(Virtual pout!) Yeah that's Vaibhav D for you, (a)live from Yr 2020 just 8 yrs ahead.

A CHILD'S PLAY After completing a jigsaw puzzle, he'd been working, on for quite some time, Laloo prouldy showed off his finished handiwork to a friend. 'It took me only five monts to do it.' bragged laloo. 'Five months? That's too long,' exclaimed his friend. 'You are a fool. See this puzzle, it is written "for 4-7 years",' replied Laloo. -------------------------------------------------

Operator : 'Thank you for calling Shanti Sagar Fast Food. May I have your…' Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..' Operator : 'Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?' Customer: 'It's aah…, hold on…… 889861356102049998-45-54610′ Operator : 'OK… you're… Mr Singh and you're calling from 1715B, 18th Cross Malleswaram. Your home number is 23440946, your office 56452302 and your mobile is 9823426625. You are now calling from your mobile now, Sir?' Customer: 'How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir' Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza….' Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it. 4. When the going gets tough, upgrade. 5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself." He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."

On the last day of kindergarden,all the children Bought presents for their teacher. The florist's son Handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is-its some flower!" "That's right !"shouted the little boy.

Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday, And would probably have a present for me. She didn't even say Good Morning, Let alone any Happy Birthday. I thought, Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, Good morning boss, Happy Birthday! So I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me. I said, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go. We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; We went out into the country to a little private pla...

http://www.tafn.org.uk/cheeky.htm Joke 1: The Irish declare war Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.  "Hallo, Mr. Hussein!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland.  I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!". "Well, Paddy, "Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"  "Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!". Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."  "Begorra!", said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to...

What is Swarg? Usa Salary,German car,Chinese Food n India Wife. What is Nark? Usa Wife, German Food, Chinese Car n Indian Salary.

Year 2020 Son to Dad:how did u meet Mom. Dad:Ah my Son It all started with a request, add as a friend on Facebook.

Now this is too much! YOU CAN STOP A DOG FROM BARKING!!! I am not taking this. These people need some institutional help Hi Chandu, Nancy again from http://www.trainpetdog.com/Pug/index1.php?page=members&a=&src=em3 In my first 2 emails, I had talked about one basic thing that drives most of the problem behaviors in Namya. I also showed you how to stop your Namya from Jumping. Today, I'll talk about how to stop your Pug from barking and biting.                 STOPPING Namya FROM BARKING If your Pug is barking or howling when ignored, it's probably because it suffers from  separation anxiety . Separation anxiety usually starts with fear and insecurities.

I found this mail in my yahoo mail inbox - remember filling a form on some website few months ago, never thought they were this serious about it! Hi Chandu, Yesterday, I sent you an email explaining why I'll train Namya for free. Since then, tons of people have written me asking if this was 'for real'. The answer is: YES! I'll flat out GIVE you my ENTIRE Pug Lovers Membership Site for free if Namya isn't magically transformed into a dream dog. It's all here in black and white: http://www.trainpetdog.com/Pug/index1.php?page=members&a=&src=em6

  If numbers reproduced like biological lifeforms, within a relatively few generations all numbers would be even. After all, the only way you can get an odd number as a result of a multiplication is if both 'parents' are odd. Presuming that any even numbers exist, natural interbreeding will shortly dispose of all but the most hard-core 'racial purity' odd-ites. Eventually, they'll die out through attrition and inbreeding. It's a good thing for established mathematics that numbers don't breed. -Matthew D. Fuller http://www.over-yonder.net/

Source: www.brainyquote.com   I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill   Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening. Mohandas Gandhi   I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning. Benjamin Franklin  

Once three guys die and go to heaven. God welcomes them to heaven and says "People, you'll get a car while you're in heaven. Tell me whether you were faithful to your wife or not and I'll give you a car accordingly." First guy looks up and says "Dear god, I've never cheated on my wife." God smiles and says "I know. Here's a Rolls Royce for you." Second guy smiles nervously and says "Dear God, I've cheated on my wife couple of times. But I always took care of her." God smiles and says "It's okay. Here's your Ford. " Third guy doesn't look up. God looks at him and says "I know you were not at all faithful with your wife. You'll get this shaggy buggy of your grandma's time." The guys leave. After 3-4 weeks, last two guys meet up near a bar and find the first guy's rolls Royce in the parking. They decide to move in and check on him. But to their surprise they find him complete...