You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.
Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don't run fast.
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.
You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.
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You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.